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neoputa:

i have unlimited texting and i only text 3 people ever i think my phone company looks at my bill and just laughs

(via splenduhh)

ssoysauce:

shut up police officer you’re like 12

(via lulz-time)

7601 /
huffingtonpost:

To help you get through hump day… 
540 /
This pug..
915 /
pugsequalsdrugs:

@dougpug_lauren
heartlessdivine:

whiskey-neat:

My friend just rigged it so she and her friends could play Mario Kart on the side of a house for someone’s birthday.

Now the whole neighborhood can watch as a friendship is blown away by a blue turtle shell
THEME.